crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

Like, it’s completely obvious he’s saying “that sounds like” but it’s still hilarious to make it sound like “that’s a fucking” in your head.

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cursedcatimages:

corn muncher

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afrodesiacworldwide:

IG-@Thesamurider

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peteseeger:

sergeant-grumbles:

anarchapella:

Did y’all know that @staff deleted @workingitinportland for adult content and refused to let her appeal

She only posts sex work activist stuff and doesn’t actually post any adult content or anything nsfw.

Fuck

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scope-dogg:

tilthat:

TIL Until 2007, Russian astronauts were issued a sawed off shotgun and machete to fight off Siberian bears and other wildlife upon landing back on Earth. They are now issued a semi-automatic pistol.

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My face when I’m just out there foraging for berries when a capsule crashes to the ground from the heavens and a cosmonaut comes out and points a gun at me

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beastlyart:

Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.

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claylesbian:

here she fucking is

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